That Loser Feeling: A Dark Pit in Hell: Flavor of Death

Here's a neat thing you can do with antibiotics:

1. First thing in the morning, take a pill. Don't eat.

2. Let it get lodged in your esophagus. Do not wash it down.

3. Wait for it to dissolve.

When you burp, it tastes like dying.

Try it!

Last updated 24 March 2003

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