That Loser Feeling: Writing: Evil: AIM SmarterChild




Me: bears

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Me: No, gay bears.

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Me: gay

SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?

Me: I want to know more about gay bears

SmarterChild: You want to know more about gay bears? Really?

Me: Yes, definitely.

SmarterChild: Very interesting...

Me: But not surprising. I'm a bear.

SmarterChild: Not surprising im a? Bear?

Me: Yes. I am a bear. A gay one.

SmarterChild: I see...

Me: No, I don't think that you do.

SmarterChild: You don't?

Me: I do. You don't.

SmarterChild: You do me dont? You really think so?

Me: It's pretty clear to me that you don't know anything about gay subcultures, because you aren't suggesting that I buy something gay-related.

SmarterChild: Are you sure its pretty clear to you that me dont know anything about gay subcultures?

Me: You also don't know anything about grammar.

SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for grammar:

  1. grammar
  2. grammar school
  3. generative grammar
  4. speculative grammar
  5. transformational grammar

Me: I stand corrected.

SmarterChild: Oh really?


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