Me: bears
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Me: No, gay bears.
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Me: gay
SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?
Me: I want to know more about gay bears
SmarterChild: You want to know more about gay bears? Really?
Me: Yes, definitely.
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Me: But not surprising. I'm a bear.
SmarterChild: Not surprising im a? Bear?
Me: Yes. I am a bear. A gay one.
SmarterChild: I see...
Me: No, I don't think that you do.
SmarterChild: You don't?
Me: I do. You don't.
SmarterChild: You do me dont? You really think so?
Me: It's pretty clear to me that you don't know anything about gay subcultures, because you aren't suggesting that I buy something gay-related.
SmarterChild: Are you sure its pretty clear to you that me dont know anything about gay subcultures?
Me: You also don't know anything about grammar.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for grammar:
Me: I stand corrected.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
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