Bearish gay white male seeks passionless, indifferent, furry musclebear who is handsome enough to be rewarded for his socially retarded behavior. Must be heroically endowed, but not know what to do with it. Expect infrequent blowjobs, and little else. Reciprocation unnecessary and, in fact, discouraged. Let's meat!
Flakes? Freaks? Fine.
Must have no sense of humor, irony, fairness, or decorum. Must not be "real".
Unaffectionate, emotionally distant, prickly touch-freaks get bonus points, but are not a requirement.
These are just guidelines. Ultimately, personality is unimportant. Looks are key.
As for myself:
I don't enjoy going out very often, but I also don't consider myself a "homebody". I spend a lot of time sitting in my car.
Into head games, and liars. Honesty is for the unimaginative.
Sexually, I'm adventurous. This includes the thrill of discovery, so please, for God's sake, don't tell me what you like. There is a chance that I may awkwardly stumble across it.
I like brief, periodic-maintenance sex. It should be scheduled.
I'm seeking a long-term, monogamous relationship. Forever.
Don't be shy! Send me an email! If I don't like you, I won't respond.
Last updated 24 March 2003
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